We run down all you need to know to surviving the weekend you would love to forget
The end of March in Hong Kong marks the weekend of the Rugby Sevens, a key social event for some (we’re not pointing fingers) that is often a hazy and alcohol-fuelled carnival, where rugby seems to be the least of people’s concerns.
We at Hong Kong Tatler are all for letting your hair down and having a good time (always in a civilised, tasteful manner), yet we feel compelled to advise those who aren’t in the know a few tips for surviving what can be an, at best, exhausting and, at worst, traumatising weekend.
Dress to Impress: If you feel compelled to wear a costume (we don’t encourage you to), ensure that it is at least clever or flattering – it’s a bonus if it satisfies both criteria. Those in costumes are often photographed and we know there’s nothing worse than an incriminating photo to haunt you in the future.
Pace Yourself: Socialising and consuming copious amounts of alcohol can really take a toll on your system (we would know), so make sure you know your limits. And if you don’t, at least make sure you’re with someone who does.
Always go VIP: Without a box pass you may have to endure the wrath of the South Stand. Starting in a box and finishing elsewhere is totally acceptable, but not the other way around.
Be Alert: Navigating through a crowd of people is one thing, navigating through a crowd of inebriated people is the ultimate challenge
Lose The Louboutins: There’s a particular type of person who wears nice shoes to the Sevens – amateurs. Dress for comfort like you’re going to battle, because fighting to keep your dignity intact is your real mission this weekend.
Fake It Till You Make It: It’s fair to say that a majority of those in attendance aren’t even there for the rugby. Want to really stand out? For goodness sake at least pretend you know what’s going on. Remember it’s a try not a goal, a grubber may result in a knock on, and a scrum is all about getting the hooker in position – a hooker as in one who ‘hooks’ the ball, not the other kind (shame on you, save that for Wan Chai).
Take Measured Risks: Be prepared for lines to enter the South Stand and the restrooms, although as the day wears on, it’s difficult to separate the two – another reason to leave your nice shoes at home.
All jokes aside, the main aim should be to have fun. Just don’t do anything we wouldn’t do – although that doesn’t rule out a lot.
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