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I’m soy into you.
The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.
You’re my baegal.
Donut worry be happy.
I love you to the fridge and back.
I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
There’s no we in fries.
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.
Count the memories not the calories.
Life is like ice cream. Enjoy before it melts.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
You want a pizza this?
In pizza we crust.
I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?
Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Sorry—I’m in a relationship. With food.
I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.
Home is wherever I’m with food.
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes!
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