Tatler's Rumour Mill For March
1/3 Antisocial social club
We were shocked by the sight of an older high-society couple both bloviating on their phones throughout dinner rather than engaging with their tablemates. Is the art of face-to-face conversation dead?
2/3 Little Miss Meltdown
Having worked with many divas in our time, we’re no stranger to the odd tantrum, but one socialite really took the cake at a recent photo shoot. Having arrived 90 minutes late, she had the hide to be furious that the more punctual subjects had already chosen their outfits. This was “totally unfair!”—even though there were still more than 20 designer gowns to choose from. You snooze, you lose, sweetie!
3/3 Cover up
Topless selfie? Check. Gym selfie? Check. Egotistical posts? Check. Listen! We like a toned torso on our feed now and then—but your posts are as boring as a no-carb diet. A weekly dose of your visage is fine, but spare us the daily updates.
All illustrations by Kitty N. Wong
See also: Tatler's Rumour Mill For January